Winged Demon Mice successfully deployed
The USPS has made it clear that the Winged Demon Mice have been successfully deployed to their intended vic- I mean targets.
These creatures are actually dragons, and they attack people and eat their emotions. So while they look cute, they are a real hassle.
Winged Demon Mice look like this, invading my apartment:


They are trying to hoard my stuff!


No, not the Snitch, you can't take the Snitch!
They brought a slightly deformed friend:


The prototype is still with me, but the other two have new homes, and are presumably eating their way through them as of today.
These creatures are actually dragons, and they attack people and eat their emotions. So while they look cute, they are a real hassle.
Winged Demon Mice look like this, invading my apartment:


They are trying to hoard my stuff!


No, not the Snitch, you can't take the Snitch!
They brought a slightly deformed friend:


The prototype is still with me, but the other two have new homes, and are presumably eating their way through them as of today.